Where Them Girls At?

Sometimes when I'm bidding on pretty coats on ebay, I always wonder about the people bidding on the same coats I am. Are they weird like me? Have they always loved old things? And most importantly, where the hell do they live? So far I've found finding lady friends to be difficult. I don't know what it is. I've always been a bit odd. I'm certainly friendly enough if I like you. I like women who are confident, intelligent and women who consider themselves feminists. A great sense of style never hurts, but isn't necessary. There are plenty of online ladies I would befriend, but I've yet to meet any real life, fleshy girls in my fair city I like enough. I'll keep searching.

Here are two hats from my vintage collection. Gifted to me by my sister and purchased off an estate sale: